There's no way this wouldn't be the biggest story in sports. Michael Vick would have to murder Britney Spears on Monday Night Football to be a bigger story. Who wouldn't come see this team lose 100-0 every night? How exciting would year 5 be? Then start the cycle all over again for another 5 years.
It may not be real efficient, but it would be one hell of a ride. But until this happens, I'm not giving any more of money so one of my old friends can go buy more coke.